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Yup, They All Needed a Feinting Couch Over This… via The Nexus of Assholery February 8th, 2010 at 18:43

Although some petulant cry-babies would likely beg to differ, Hunter at Climbing Out of the Dark got the Tim Tebow Superbowl ad unequivocally right.The sheer scope of the whining that preceded the Tim Tebow anti-abortion ad during the Super Bowl would have had a great many people expecting something truly virulent.Instead, what was delivered was an entirely benign and civil ad in which Tebow's mother Pam recounted the challenges she faced during her pregnancy."I can remember so many times when I almost lost him," she said. "It was so hard. You know, with everything our family's been through, you have to be tough."At which point Pam is suddenly tackled to the ground by her son, whom she admonishes."Timmy! I'm trying to tell our story, here."At which point Tebow apologizes and hugs his...

Thanks Again, Ward! via The Nexus of Assholery January 28th, 2010 at 02:11

Ward Churchill practically endorses Tom Lucero for Repbulican nomineeA recent campaign ad from Tom Lucero, who is seeking the Repubican party nomination for Colarado's fourth district, envoked the spectre of the firing of Ward Churchill, the plagiarzing and data-forging "academic" fired from the University of Colorado.There was a certain petulant brilliance in the ad: taking advantage of a popular public branding of Churchill as a loud-mouthed asshole, and branding Lucero has the kind of guy who will stand up to an asshole.The branding message of the ad is crystal clear: if Lucero can deal with Churchill, he can deal with anything the Democrats may throw his way in Washington.More recently, Churchill himself lent Lucero a hand in his effor to brand himself as the ideal Republiican to seek...

Running Against an Asshole: It’s Crazy Enough to Work via The Nexus of Assholery January 26th, 2010 at 17:52

Running in a crowded race for the Republican nomination in Colarado's fourth district, Tom Lucero has taken an interesting approach to the race.Instead of running against his three opponents, Lucero has chosen to run against Ward Churchill, the University of Colorado Professor he successfully fired after he embarrassed the institution one too many times.The ad even drops the name of Bill Ayers -- the former Weather Underground terrorist who was catapulted into a position of international prominence by his relationship with Barack Obama."Remember Bill Ayers? Ward Churchill's friend?" the narrator asks, as words in red bold font appear over images of newspapers and of Churchill himself. "Little Eichmanns? Stated more 9/11s are necessary? Proclaimed 'I don't answer to Tom Lucero'.""Took care...

CUPE And the Truth — Not a Good Combination via The Nexus of Assholery January 13th, 2010 at 15:00

It's been difficult to escape a batch of recent ads released by the Canadian Union of Public Employees.In the ads an interviewer talks to people who are made out to be random passers-by in public places. If not for the atrocious acting on the part of the interviewees, it might even be believable.The least believable of these ads is one in which a woman sings some undue praise for Canadian health care. This isn't to say that Canada's public health care system isn't due any praise, but rather that the ad in question intentionally skates over some serious deficiencies in Canada's public health care system.In the ad, the woman recounts a story in which her daughter breaks her ankle while skating at a local ice rink. In her story, the rink staff call 911, promptly receive ambulance service,...

CUPE Ads a Good Deal (Of Goods) via The Nexus of Assholery January 5th, 2010 at 15:00

Few Canadians watching any amount of TV right now can escape the Canadian Union of Public Employee's "Good Deal For Canadians" ads, in which an interviewer (read: actor) asks an assortment of people-on-the-street (read: worse actors) whether or not they think Canada's public services are a "good deal for Canadians".Unsurprisingly, all of the actors in the ad agree that Canada's public services are a good deal for Canadians.For the most part, they're right. But the CUPE ads themselves are selling Canadians a deal of goods. (This is a painfully mixed metaphor, but there's a point to be made.)Many of the services the ads allude to: water treatment, sanitation, libraries and health care, are indeed necessary and valuable services for Canadians.But not all of Canada's Public Employees provide...

Apologism, Defined via The Nexus of Assholery May 25th, 2009 at 17:16

Lorne Gunter offers excuses for Conservative attack adsIn Canada's media environment the National Post is treated as Canada's predominant conservative newspaper.If often receives a bum-rap for being exclusively conservative or reactionary -- often willfully overlooking the contributions made to the paper's Full Comment blog by individuals such as David Akin, Stephen LeDrew and, in the past, Warren Kinsella. Even mainstays such as David Frum aren't nearly as reactionary and dogmatic as the Post's detractors would have people believe.There's little question that the National Post does, indeed, lean right. Sometimes it even makes good on its reputation. Such is the case today when, on the Full Comment blog, Lorne Gunter has seemingly settled for making excuses about the Conservative party's...

Is Michael Ignatieff As Good As His Word? via The Nexus of Assholery May 25th, 2009 at 03:21

Ignatieff pledges not to reciprocate personal attacksIf there's any one word that could be used to sum up the recent Conservative ads regarding Michael Ignatieff, it's personal.Rarely have Canadian politicians taken it upon themselves to attack a political opponent on such personal grounds, but the Conservatives have done this. It's absolutely undeniable.Speaking on the matter today, however, the Liberal leader has pledged not to attack Stephen Harper on personal grounds -- at least not overtly."Let's be clear how we carry the attack, because I will not attack Mr Harper's patriotism," Ignatieff promised. "I will not attack his character. I will not attack his family. I will attack his record, and God knows, there's enough to work on.""There's enough on the record that we can attack:...

The Inevitable Attack Begins via The Nexus of Assholery May 14th, 2009 at 18:38

Ever since the Liberal party started to enjoy surging popularity after the acclamation of Michael Ignatieff as party leader, it was inevitable that the Conservative party was going to air ads against him.Unlike the "Not a Leader" ads that Stephane Dion continues to complain about, the "Just Visiting" ads really are attack ads. While the "Not a Leader" ads were certainly negative ads, they addressed Dion's legitimate political failings -- his failure to implement his party's own climate change policy, and his petulant refusal to take responsibility for it.Attack ads, meanwhile, in the analytical parlance, are considered to be ads that single an opponent out for attack on issues which are not politically legitimate. These ads usually attack the personality or character of their opponent, as...

Just Another Reason Why Unions Should Leave Political Campaigns to the Pros via The Nexus of Assholery March 17th, 2009 at 23:47

With a provincial election just around the corner, the Canadian Office and Professional Employees union is gearing up to take a serious run at Liberal BC Premier Gordon Campbell.Their message for BCers is actually a simple one: Gordon Campbell may possibly hate you.In an ad recently uploaded to YouTube, COPE seems to poke fun at some of bombastic messages of amateur political ads. An obnoxiously-loud voice asks "did you know", then lists off a litany of imaginary Campbell offenses -- trying to "kill your grandma", "is fighting a secret war against wild salmon and river otters", and "eats children" while a more moderate and evidently skeptical voice questions the assertions, although noting that Campbell has closed down hospitals, approved hydro-electric development and ignored child...

Stephane Dion: Victim of Machiavellian Karma? via The Nexus of Assholery October 24th, 2008 at 15:00

"Stephane Dion, patron saint of political victimhood" ill-fitting labelWhen Stephane Dion announced he would resign as Liberal leader, he wasn't nearly as much at odds to explain his electoral defeat as some people would have expected.At least in part, Dion blamed his defeat on Conservative attack ads.The Conservatives had released numerous negative-themed ads -- but no outright attack ads -- during the campaign. Shortly after Dion's election as the leader of the Liberal party, the Tories had fielded the now-infamous "Not a Leader" attack ads against Dion.The Liberals eventually did try to counter the image of Dion portrayed by the Conservatives."Canadians did not know this Stephane Dion. They knew another one ...they believed that (the other) character was real," Dion complained. "I want...

Kids Do the Darndest Things… via The Nexus of Assholery October 16th, 2008 at 15:00

Liberals Thrust, Feint to Close Out Campaign via The Nexus of Assholery October 14th, 2008 at 07:50

Like the Conservatives, the Liberal party released three ads in the waning days of the 2008 federal election campaign.Unlike the Tory ads, however, these spots don't fit so nicely into the three types of campaign ad. Instead, the Liberals have offered two clear attack ads and an attack ad dressed up to seem like an enthusiasm-themed ad.The ad portrays ordinary Canadians explaining why they're going to vote Liberal."They've helped our country do great things," says one man."Like balancing the books," says another."Bringing in universal health care," adds an older lady."And telling Bush no way on Iraq," concludes another.However, then the ad takes an abrupt turn away from trying to remind Canadians why they should be enthusiastic about the Liberal party and instead why they should be afraid...

Tories Parry, Thrust to Close Out Campaign via The Nexus of Assholery October 14th, 2008 at 05:25

As the final hours tick off of the 2008 federal election campaign, the battle to carry the airwaves finally begins to draw to a close.The final three Conservative party spots break evenly down into the three categories of political ads -- an enthusiasm-themed ad, a negative-themed ad, and an attack ad.The negative ad portrays what appears to be a worried working mother musing over her electoral choices while watching Stephane Dion give a speech on television. She's clearly concerned about the economic situation in the United States and hopes it doesn't find its way north of the border. Her young daughter colours at the kitchen table while the woman thinks about the choices posed by Stephane Dion (at least according to the ad). Dion "promises money like it grows on trees" and "keeps...

Accusations of Racism and Disappearing Ads via The Nexus of Assholery October 14th, 2008 at 01:56

A few days ago, the Liberal party produced a new campaign ad, entitled "Harper and New Canadians".When a party, like the Liberals, have found accusations of racism to be their political bread and butter for the better part of the last 20 years, it would probably be unreasonable to think that they wouldn't jump at an opportunity to do it again.Thus, this particular spot -- interestingly coming weeks after the infamous comments were uttered in the first place.The ad itself was released on October 9th. As of October 13th, it's marked as "no longer available" on the Liberal party's YouTube page, making one wonder what happened in the interim days in order to necessitate its removal. Interestingly enough, the ad is actually available via YouTube's search function.The attack ad deals with the...

Copyright? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Copyright! Redux via The Nexus of Assholery October 7th, 2008 at 09:21

In the course of a federal election in which the Liberal party has accused Prime Minister Stephen Harper of plagiarism on two different occasions -- one justified and another not so much -- it may seem interesting to find the Liberal party blatantly copying Apple Computer's popular (Mac/PC) advertising scheme.Coming via YouTube, Ian Sutherland -- the Liberal candidate in the much-beleaguered West Vancouver-Sunshine Coast-Sea to Sky riding -- posts the following three ads.The first focuses on Stephane Dion's Green Shift plan:The second focuses on childcare:And the third digs up the same-sex marriage issue:In each case, the message essentially copies Apple's: the Conservative party (Sutherland's stand-in for the PC) is outdated and backward, while the Liberal party (Sutherland's stand-in...

Jack Layton Talks (With Chalk!) via The Nexus of Assholery October 7th, 2008 at 06:49

In a pair of new campaign ads released today, "Jack Layton and the NDP" hit back at both the Liberals whom they hope to supplant as the Official Opposition, and the Conservatives whom they want to prevent from winning a majority government.These two spots may be the most creative of all the ads released during this election campaign (at the very least, they give the Conservatives' "Dion gamble" ads a run for their money). They feature Jack Layton delivering a short message while animated chalk figures appearing (likely quite strategically) on the right side of the screen.The first spot addresses the economy, and stars Stephen Harper bequeathing a gift of $50 billion to a corporate boardroom:The board members celebrate as Harper deposits a bag stuffed with cash on their table.The image...

Obama Takes Off the Gloves, Puts the Kid Gloves Back On via The Nexus of Assholery October 7th, 2008 at 07:18

Liberals Picking a Water Fight via The Nexus of Assholery October 7th, 2008 at 05:48

With the Liberals nearly out of contention to win the 2008 federal election, they find themselves in a very precarious position: unable to form the next government, and possibly at risk of being supplanted as the Official Opposition by the NDP.Of course it wouldn't do to look as if they're simply throwing in the towel and fighting for second place. So while the Liberal party's newest ad focuses mostly on the NDP, it also takes its obligatory shot at the Tories.Entitled "The Choice on Canada's Water", the spot promises that a Liberal government would protect Canada's drinking water, clean up Canadian water ways and ban bulk exports of fresh water.The party notes that Prime Minister Stephen Harper refuses to ban bulk exports of fresh water, but then actually claims that the NDP is worse...

Liberals PLay John Howard Card via The Nexus of Assholery October 3rd, 2008 at 06:53

As the likelihood of an election victory becomes more and more remote, it seems the Liberal party may simply be out to maximize Prime Minister Stephen Harper's embarrassment instead.In a spot released today, the Liberals needle Harper over the recent mini-scandal emerging over the apparent plagiarism of a speech made by then-Australian Prime Minister supporting the Iraq War.The ad asserts that, while Canadians were proud of Jean Chretien's refusal to enter Iraq with the United States -- an attitude hardly universal amongst Canadians -- Harper was "ashamed of his country".The ad then claims that John Howard was the Iraq War's biggest supporter -- which is actually untrue, but the Liberals likely feel reluctant to admit that British Labour Prime Minster Tony Blair was actually the Iraq...

Divide and Conquer? via The Nexus of Assholery October 2nd, 2008 at 08:25

Grits target BC in last-ditch attempt to win electionIn a negative ad released earlier in the 2008 federal election campaign, the Liberal party accused Prime Minister Stephen Harper of practicing "divide and conquer" politics.Now, with the polls solidly favouring the Conservatives with at least a 12-point lead as the days tick down to balloting day, the Liberals have set their sites on British Columbia in a last-ditch effort to squeak out of the 2008 campaign if not with a victory, then with a less-than-humiliating defeat.The efforts seem to be organized by former BC (NDP) Premier Ujjal Dosinjh, who appears prominently in the mini-campaign.When examining the TeamBC.ca website, it appears that the Liberal tactic seems to be throw everything -- Insite, 9/11 Conspiracy theories, the Canada...

Liberals Getting Desperate via The Nexus of Assholery October 1st, 2008 at 05:53

With the Liberal party facing its greatest popularity crisis since Stephane Dion assumed leadership, the Liberal party stepped up its attack against Harper today, releasing two more ads.This, added to a spot released three days ago, frankly show the Dion campaign in full panic mode, pulling the George W Bush card in a desperate attempt to polarize this election.The first spot -- released on September 27 -- insists that Canada is "falling behind" under Stephen Harper. The Liberals are trying to counter-brand Harper as regressive and backward thinking:The ad tries to portray Stephane Dion's Green Shift as in line with global trends by noting the other countries that are investing in Green economic growth. Newspaper clippings denoting the policy advancements by various countries -- Britain,...

NDP Steps Up Its Attacks on Harper via The Nexus of Assholery September 29th, 2008 at 00:25

As the 2008 federal election campaign passes halftime, the NDP has stepped up its attacks on Prime Minister Stephen Harper and his governing Conservative party.Over the last few days, the NDP has continued to release negative ads addressing health care and the environment, trying to counter-brand Harper as negligent on each.In the first spot, the NDP accuses Harper of complacency on health care, repeating their prior claim that five million Canadians don't have a family doctor.The ad features a cut-out image of Harper pointing, while a legion of silhouetted Canadians waits in a long and winding line to see a single doctor.It also suggests that Harper's policies have deprived "millions" of Canadians of access to medication and early detection techniques.The ad finishes its point with...

“Harpernomics” New Buzzword of Liberal Campaign via The Nexus of Assholery September 25th, 2008 at 20:14

Two days ago, the Liberal party released two new anti-Harper advertisements.Both ads seek to counter-brand Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper as bad for the economy, accusing Harper of misleading Canadians while cutting economic development programs.Both spots are short -- 15 seconds apiece -- dark, and clearly intending to invoke fear of a continuing Harper government.The first ad, "Harpernomics and You" outlines what the Liberal party wants Canadians to believe the impact of Harper's economic policy has been.They claim that Stephen Harper cut economic development programs -- yet the news story they cite doesn't turn up on a Google search.The second ad, "This is Harpernomics" accuses the Conservatives of "giving big polluters a blank cheque while they make record profits",...

Fists Starting to Fly via The Nexus of Assholery September 24th, 2008 at 06:15

As the 2008 federal election reaches the middle of its third week, the war for the airwaves has definitely picked up.Two days ago, the NDP released this ad. Once again, the ad features the general motifs of the infamous ads that sunk the Liberal party campaign during the 2006 campaign.The ad takes aim at Stephen Harper's treatment of the economy, accusing Harper of being "strong enough to dangle tiny tax cuts in front of [voters] while handing over $50 billion to coprorations".The ad features an image of Harper with a string tied around his extended finger. Hanging at the bottom of that string is a tag reading "tiny tax cuts", which seems to be distracting a collection of silhouetted Canadians while heavy haul dump trucks (very similar to the dump trucks used at the Fort MacMurray...

Dion Makes His Case as a Leader via The Nexus of Assholery September 21st, 2008 at 15:00

Ever since his ascension as Liberal party leader, one of the Conservative party's criticisms of Stephane Dion is that he is "not a leader".The Conservatives played and re-played footage of Dion's embarrassing breakdown onstage during the Liberal leadership contest when he complained that now-deputy leader Michael Ignatieff's criticisms of the Liberal party's performance vis a vis climate change -- and ergo Dion's as Environment Minister -- were "unfair".With more than a year of these ads -- and necessary interventions by Bob Rae into the Liberal campaign -- erroding the Canadian public's perceptions of Dion as a leader, it's only natural that Dion needs to re-brand and re-assert his leadership qualities during the 2008 campaign.Thus, the introduction of this new ad.In it, the Liberals...

Harper to Ritz: Thanks a Lot, Gerry via The Nexus of Assholery September 21st, 2008 at 05:57

In the branding war that inevitably envelopes any modern political election, Gerry Ritz may have just handed the Liberal party a potential atom bomb -- or at least a biological weapon.In an ad released yesterday, the Liberal party has taken aim at Stephen Harper via Ritz. In detailing Ritz's outrageous and unacceptable comments regarding the Listeria outbreak, this spot has the potential to critically wound the Conservatives in virtually any riding where Listeriosis claimed a victim.Entitled "The Real Harper", the ad describes Ritz's comments (very accurately) as "a new low".After detailing Ritz's comments, accusing him of playing politics while 17 Canadians died -- itself a likely inaccurate claim -- the ad notes Harper's refusal to fire Ritz, accusing him of "standing by his...

That Sure Didn’t Take Long via The Nexus of Assholery September 18th, 2008 at 15:00

With opposition parties likely getting ready to gear up their law and order policy planks following yesterday's school shooting in Toronto, it's unsurprising that the Conservatives have reacted so quickly with a spot addressing crime.With Stephane Dion likely to step up his gun control-related rhetoric in the aftermath of these shootings, the Conservatives seem to be moving to preemptively re-brand ahead of futher accusations on Dion's behalf that the Tories haven't made Canada a safer place.In the ad -- clearly produced at the same time as the preceding "sweater vest" ads -- Harper talks about the need for preventative measures when dealing with crime, but notes that "soft on crime does not work".The implicit accusation is that the opposition parties are soft on crime -- an accusation...

The Rest of Canada? Where’s That? via The Nexus of Assholery September 14th, 2008 at 04:51

If one were to pay close attention to the ongoing federal election campaign, one would think the Conservative party is overwhelmingly carrying the day in terms of advertising.They are carrying the day. But not as overwhelmingly as one might think -- at least, not if one were from English Canada.In English Canada, the Conservatives have released 12 ads. The Liberal party has released one.In Quebec, the story is entirely different. In fact, the Liberals have released numerous ads there that they have yet to release in the rest of the country.The earlier batch of Quebec-only ads seem to emphasize Stephane Dion and "his team", as numerous Liberal party MPs and candidates wax eloquently on topics such as employment:Poverty:Arts and culture:And "the word Canada":In the second batch, the Liberal...

Free Trade Issues Enter the Counter-Branding Fray via The Nexus of Assholery September 13th, 2008 at 20:45

In a new ad released yesterday, the Conservative party took advantage of a trade-related issue brought up by Stephane Dion.Dion has suggested that the allgedly weak environmental policies of the Conservative government would imperil Canadian trade, as other countries impose punitive tariffs on countries judged to have taken insufficient action fighitng climate change."Other countries are considering slapping carbon tariffs on those who don't take action on climate change. As hard as it is to believe, for now, Canada is one of those countries," Dion recently said.Dion's Green Shift plan promises to impose such "carbon tariffs" on other countries judged to be dragging their feet on climate change.The ad itself seems to have been put together rather hastily. It features a different narrator...

Tory Counter-Branding Effort Takes a Turn for the Ridiculous via The Nexus of Assholery September 11th, 2008 at 15:33

Anti-family label is just plain sillyYesterday, as Prime Minister Stephen Harper denounced the Liberals and NDP for allegedly being "anti-family", the Conservatives released yet another spot targeting Stephane Dion.The ad addresses a previous statement by Stephane Dion in which he announced he would cut the Conservative's $1200 per annum childcare tax credit.The ad insists that the choice to voters is clear "you keep the $1200, or [Dion] gets it."Dion has denounced the claim as a "lie". Yet Dion did, in fact, say that he would cancel the Tory plan. More specifically, Dion would replace the Universal Child Care Benefit with Ken Dryden's plan for a national daycare program."The Dryden plan was much better. We need child care facilities to provide Canadian parents with real choice. It's a...